Oh, cheer up, Comrade! Don't you know that this means you won't have to worry anymore about paying your rent, or putting gas in your car?!? Yeah, all those rich Republicans with their "simplistic" notions about being allowed to keep their money are going to do all that for you! Well, okay, they won't on their own, but President Obama will sure make them!
My rich boss is gonna get taxed so hard! He's not even gonna be able to make payroll, ha ha! Wait, no, that's not how it's supposed to work... Um...Oh yeah, see once all of us poor people have money, and all the greedy corporations and wall street investors are broke, then we're all going to fix this economy together by...uhh...by doing something awesome that will totally fix everything! Listen, I forget exactly how it goes - but just trust me, change is totally cool right now, and this is some change that we can believe in! Woot!
Oh, right!!!!! I totally forgot that all our problems are over! PLUS-socialism has ALWAYS worked to fix economies, right? Thanks for the reminder, Comrade Jerry! Comrade Barak is here to save us al! I guess that since I am not a product of the public education system, I forgot that socialism is actually a good thing and our founding fathers got it all wrong with all their "negative liberties" in the Constitution. And hey- if we "lead by example" in Nuclear Disarmament, then good old Kim Jong Il and our buddy Putin and his buddy Achmadinajad will totally follow suit, right? Because deep down they just love us! Besides, we know all conservatives are just lying liars who lie. Excuse me while I wipe tears of joy from my eyes.....Changety- change-change-aroo!
This is actually a comment on Jerry's comment.....Jerry, you have such a good sense of humor and a great abitly with words... And Lani, I need to take blogging lessons from you...your blogs are so awethom!
Actually after reading everyone comments and replies, I must say I feel totally entertained and proud and able to smile for the first time in my adult life over Obama's victory. Lani, you AND Jerry crack me up.
I, too, am looking forward to a hostile Socialist takeover...wait...Socialism is where government owns the means of distribution and production, which is nothing like our current or future systems. Oops...
My husband and I have been married for 10 years and have 5 crazy kiddos. We have two boys and three girls. They are our joy. Needless to say, our house is a bit chaotic... but always full of love.
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Oh, cheer up, Comrade! Don't you know that this means you won't have to worry anymore about paying your rent, or putting gas in your car?!? Yeah, all those rich Republicans with their "simplistic" notions about being allowed to keep their money are going to do all that for you!
Well, okay, they won't on their own, but President Obama will sure make them!
My rich boss is gonna get taxed so hard! He's not even gonna be able to make payroll, ha ha! Wait, no, that's not how it's supposed to work... Um...Oh yeah, see once all of us poor people have money, and all the greedy corporations and wall street investors are broke, then we're all going to fix this economy together by...uhh...by doing something awesome that will totally fix everything! Listen, I forget exactly how it goes - but just trust me, change is totally cool right now, and this is some change that we can believe in! Woot!
There there, it is only four to eight years, right?
V_V
Oh, right!!!!! I totally forgot that all our problems are over! PLUS-socialism has ALWAYS worked to fix economies, right?
Thanks for the reminder, Comrade Jerry! Comrade Barak is here to save us al! I guess that since I am not a product of the public education system, I forgot that socialism is actually a good thing and our founding fathers got it all wrong with all their "negative liberties" in the Constitution. And hey- if we "lead by example" in Nuclear Disarmament, then good old Kim Jong Il and our buddy Putin and his buddy Achmadinajad will totally follow suit, right? Because deep down they just love us! Besides, we know all conservatives are just lying liars who lie. Excuse me while I wipe tears of joy from my eyes.....Changety- change-change-aroo!
There's always Canada a few miles up :)
I guess we could go there if we wanted to see what we'll look like it 10 years or so.....
This is actually a comment on Jerry's comment.....Jerry, you have such a good sense of humor and a great abitly with words... And Lani, I need to take blogging lessons from you...your blogs are so awethom!
Actually after reading everyone comments and replies, I must say I feel totally entertained and proud and able to smile for the first time in my adult life over Obama's victory.
Lani, you AND Jerry crack me up.
I, too, am looking forward to a hostile Socialist takeover...wait...Socialism is where government owns the means of distribution and production, which is nothing like our current or future systems. Oops...
Umm.... ever heard the words "government bail-out"??:>P
Socialism... collectivism.... potato.... potAto....
Ever read F.A. Hayek?
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